Dov Davidoff
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You know you’re too high when you’re eating cereal naked and your girlfriend is like “Put some clothes on” and you realize that it’s not your girlfriend. It’s just a woman on the bus.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
Statistically speaking, when a woman says "I'm not going to have sex with you", she'll often have sex with you.
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