Felipe Esparza
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Went to the beach and I bought ceviche and a boogie board from the same person.
I think I'm going to put baby powder all over my legs before this walk just to be safe.
I didn’t know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That’s what I learned. I didn’t know how to put a set together.
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.
You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.
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