A short summary of every Jewish holiday: "They tried to kill us; we won; let’s eat!"
Alan King Quotes and Jokes
I was worried about the ground, and while I thought it was quicker than ideal, there was no jar.
I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it.
Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
I think he has a hell of a chance on rain softened ground and he probably represents our best chance for a Festival victory.
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It'a a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.