A short summary of every Jewish holiday: "They tried to kill us; we won; let’s eat!"
Alan King Quotes and Jokes
I was worried about the ground, and while I thought it was quicker than ideal, there was no jar.
Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
I think he has a hell of a chance on rain softened ground and he probably represents our best chance for a Festival victory.
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It'a a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision.