Quotes & Jokes by Bo Burnham / page 6
102 quotes
People ask me all the time, all the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, "Bo, you’re an artist… how do we fix Africa?"
I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
I don’t watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.
I’m going to take a Viagra and hit you all with a rock hard misdirection.