I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
Bob Hope Quotes and Jokes
Elvis is just a young, clean-cut American boy who does in public what everybody else does in private.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.