Flight of the Conchords Quotes and Jokes


"You need to work on your people skills." "Shut up, Bret."

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

Will somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please? Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

I'm the Hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!

Making love… making love for… making love for two… making love for two minutes. When you’re with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense.

You’re so beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute.

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

A kiss is not a contract, but its very nice. Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south.

Just want to do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls... Carribean... Parisian... Bolivian... Eastern Indochinian... Reptilian... Presbyterian.

Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie.

Sometimes love is as sweet as kalbi.

Other rappers diss me. Say my rhymes are sissy. What, what, what, why, why, why? Be more constructive with your feedback.

I'm not crying, its just been raining... on my face.

Let's get in a cab. I'll buy you a kebab. Now I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. With a kebab.