Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 12
[Imitating a Frenchman] Fuck you Americans! Uncultured, crass Americans! We hate all of you! Fu- the Germans are here! Hello Americans! We love you!
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for.
If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
This is brought to you by HBO, which is a subsidiary of Time Warner, also owned by America Online. You've got mail! I hope you don't have stocks.
It's nice to be in Washington, where the buck stops here. Way to go. And then it's handed out to AIG and many other people.
There are so many beautiful parts of the world... Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here... 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.
You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.