To me nature is… spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating… It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.
Woody Allen Quotes and Jokes
Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited love. It stays with you forever.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.