Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
Stand-Up Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Tennis
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted was like $200, but for some reason, I figured out that if I bought a printer/copier/scanner/faxer/coffee maker/clay oven/tennis racquet restringer, it's like $8.95. And I had to ask myself: why would it be that by paying less, I get more? How is it that the less I pay, the more I get? And I've figured out there's only one logical answer - the giant, multinational, megacorporations really just want me to be happy. That's the only possible answer.
I’m actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I’m in the Special Olympics or something.