Donald Glover: Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when...

Donald Glover:

Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.

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