The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard Pryor: You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive...
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
Other quotes by Richard Pryor
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.
Bitch was so fine I'd suck her daddy's dick.
It's easy to love somebody. Shit, sit with them a little bit and talk to them a while.
Comedy rules! Don't let anybody tell you otherwise, and there are no rules in stand-up comedy, which I really like. You can do anything you want and you can say anything that comes to mind, just so long as it's funny. If you ain't funny then get the fuck off the stage, it`s that simple.
I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!
I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.