The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard Pryor: You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive...
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
Other quotes by Richard Pryor
Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.
It's easy to love somebody. Shit, sit with them a little bit and talk to them a while.
Comedy rules! Don't let anybody tell you otherwise, and there are no rules in stand-up comedy, which I really like. You can do anything you want and you can say anything that comes to mind, just so long as it's funny. If you ain't funny then get the fuck off the stage, it`s that simple.
Motherfucker looked at me like I owed him money. (on Reagan)
There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.
Bitch was so fine I'd suck her daddy's dick.