Flight of the Conchords Quotes and Jokes

33 quotes

"You need to work on your people skills." "Shut up, Bret."

Will somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please? Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

I'm the Hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

You’re so beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute.

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Making love… making love for… making love for two… making love for two minutes. When you’re with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense.

Other rappers diss me. Say my rhymes are sissy. What, what, what, why, why, why? Be more constructive with your feedback.

A kiss is not a contract, but its very nice. Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south.

Just want to do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls... Carribean... Parisian... Bolivian... Eastern Indochinian... Reptilian... Presbyterian.

Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie.

Jen said she'd never ever see me again. When I saw her again, she said it again.

Sometimes love is as sweet as kalbi.

I'm not crying, its just been raining... on my face.