"You need to work on your people skills." "Shut up, Bret."
Flight of the Conchords Quotes and Jokes
Will somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please? Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Let's get in a cab. I'll buy you a kebab. Now I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. With a kebab.
Just want to do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls... Carribean... Parisian... Bolivian... Eastern Indochinian... Reptilian... Presbyterian.
My friend just told me he thought I was easily offended. I just can't believe he said that.
Making love… making love for… making love for two… making love for two minutes. When you’re with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense.
Other rappers diss me. Say my rhymes are sissy. What, what, what, why, why, why? Be more constructive with your feedback.
A kiss is not a contract, but its very nice. Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south.