Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 7

109 quotes

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.'

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

If we did a reunion show we should do it now and show it in 10 years just so everybody still looks good.

I love stand-up and I haven't given it up.

This year, I will hug my wife more. Or have my assistant hug her more for me.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

People are going to see both of us and think it`s an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It`s not an easy switch. It`s not an easy transition from TV to film.

It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.

Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

My career has been my craziest adventure.