Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
Stand-Up Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Death
I don't wanna die tomorrow knowing that I could have had a piece of chocolate cake tonight.
I'm coming back. And when I get back, then we'll be together forever - forever and ever and ever - until death. Even beyond - beyond death: two souls enmesh as one soul! One soul floating for all of eternity in the great abyss, the aftermath, that which remains unknown to all who dwell in the trappings of mortal flesh, until the final passing!' Anyway, that's what I left on her answering machine. She hasn't called back yet.
When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. Buy my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.