I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
Stand-Up Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Opportunities
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
If I don’t die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.
Turning a breakup into a break-over... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
Water parks provide a wonderful opportunity to meet new people and then soak in their pee.
There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.
The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It's back!! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt.
I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was doing - stand-up comedy and eventually acting - were in Los Angeles.
This country is just that great that the opportunities are there for a Hispanic president, a black president or any other race for a president, yes.