Quotes & Jokes about Immortality

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.