Adam Carolla

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm. Don't get near it. It hurts. Leave it be.

I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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