Adam Carolla

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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