Adam Carolla

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm. Don't get near it. It hurts. Leave it be.

I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.

Your boyfriend worked your vagina like Rocky worked that side of beef for 45 minutes. A little blood is well within reason.

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