Adam Carolla

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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