Adam Carolla

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
I would like one day to not only pop a hymen but actually pull the plastic off the vagina, unwrap the vagina.
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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