Amy Schumer

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I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

[On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy] I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

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