I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, 'Hey, I 69'd her on a cruise ship.'
[On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy] I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.All quotes and jokes