I know her in the biblical sense…and when I say that, I mean I don’t believe a word she says.
If you suspect your baby may be a problem drinker, please call my cell phone because he sounds fun to hang out with.
I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.
I only watch the Oscars to make fun of what they wear in the Memoriam.
What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.All quotes and jokes