The Bible, if you read it, looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. “And then God made woman out of a rib. A rib! Look at that.”
I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he’s great. Because suicide is our way of saying to God, “You can’t fire me. I quit.”
In my day, girls used to get pinned in high school. That was the big thing. Now they’re getting nailed.
I have never done heroin. I wouldn’t recommend heroin. But it hasn’t hurt my record collection.
When I was in college, we did mushrooms and acid… and did I mention acid?All quotes and jokes