The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.
People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.
I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.