The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.
People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.