I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up.
Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say, "Fuck you! Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans … fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy."
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!