Christian Finnegan


I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Jeez, you'd think the people in this bank had never seen someone playing castanets before.

Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

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