Christian Finnegan

Quotes

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Did you ever notice how short the interval is between "I can't wait for summer" and "Fuck this shit"?

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

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