Christian Finnegan

Quotes

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Did you ever notice how short the interval is between "I can't wait for summer" and "Fuck this shit"?

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

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