Christian Finnegan

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Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

I think it's really funny watching all the people that have been booted off The Apprentice trying to pretend as if they respect the two guys that are still there. They obviously think these two guys are jackasses.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Did you ever notice how short the interval is between "I can't wait for summer" and "Fuck this shit"?

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