Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan
Fletcher Christian Finnegan, better known as Christian Finnegan, is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor based in New York City.
Comedian in a nutshell
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan

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Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a couple yards away, until you realize it's a bunch of shit you don't need.

Nothing will rob you of what little testosterone you do have like crawling into a bed with a chihuahua. As a guy you could be wearing a Hello Kitty backpack, carrying dandelions and licking a penis-shaped lollipop and that, my friends, would be one third as gay as waking up in the morning to find you and a chihuahua are spooning.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

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