Colin Quinn

Quotes

I’m sick and tired of people bashing this great land of ours. People call us lazy. We’re not lazy folks. We’ve only been in this country for 300 years. We’ve built nuclear weapons plants, malls, factories. We’re not lazy, we’re done.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

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