Dara O Briain

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On his appendix: Why would God put it in you when it does nothing but randomly kill you for no reason?
On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.
This is the first time that Irish people go: ‘You’re going to England? Sure it’s full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We’ve no terrorists. They’re all playwrights now.’
The game of comedy is all about owning the stage, and from a physical point of view, it's beneficial that I am a larger man. From my lumbering presence alone, I can't really help *but* dominate the stage.
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
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