David Mitchell

Quotes

If I waited for you to teach Lee (Mack) to speak properly we’d be here all night.

I suppose doing things you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

I really wish they hadn't made the set out of asbestos.

No, I guess this is a pretty funny story. One that I’ll never ever tell anyone because of my deep and burning shame.

If I want to act relaxed, it’s going to take all my cunning, skill and concentration.

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