David Mitchell

Quotes

If I waited for you to teach Lee (Mack) to speak properly we’d be here all night.

I suppose doing things you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

I really wish they hadn't made the set out of asbestos.

No, I guess this is a pretty funny story. One that I’ll never ever tell anyone because of my deep and burning shame.

Fish don't blink. Which is the main eye defence. If you're ever trying to get the eye out of a fish and it blinks... it may be a lion.

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