My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.
The only reason I feel guilty about masturbation is because I do it so badly.
I used to have a theory that I took almost through all the presidencies. And it was that you're either - it's like the Three Stooges. You're either a Moe, who's in charge, or a Larry, who wants to be a Moe, or you're Curly, who is nuts and totally just off the page.