David Steinberg

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On 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' it takes almost a year to get 10 shows written. It always reminds me of my old yeshiva days, where you used to sit over a piece of Talmud and analyze everything that was going on.

There is no way to get better in stand up comedy than by failing.

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

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