David Steinberg

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You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.

The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience.

On 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' it takes almost a year to get 10 shows written. It always reminds me of my old yeshiva days, where you used to sit over a piece of Talmud and analyze everything that was going on.

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

There is no way to get better in stand up comedy than by failing.

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