Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.
When I started off in DC, you didn’t get viral first. You got funny first.
The only thing we've found since we've been in Iraq is $700 million. Remember that story? The two sergeants found $700 million in a cave. And I knew they was white boys soon as I heard they gave all that money back... If that was me, I would've reported it, but it would've been a different amount. I'm like, 'Yo yo yo, Captain! Yo, listen, we just found $48.92.'
Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.
Your fans make you. In entertainment, I don’t give a shit what you think you are, you are nothing without fans.All quotes and jokes