Frankie Boyle

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The Americans want to build a big tower on the site of September the 11th. Freedom Tower they're going to call it but now apparently they're worried and they're looking at ways to try and make it terrorist proof. I think they should have just build a giant fucking mosque. No one is going to fly into that are they?! Or even better, a runway. How galling would it be to high-jack a plane, and then come in and make a fucking text book landing.

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we’re taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

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