Gabriel Iglesias

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Big time, ... I’m always ready for TV. I don’t have to edit my jokes — when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, "Do you know why I stopped you?" It was too easy. I looked at him and I said, "'Cause you can smell it."

Ladies, I will go to dance clubs and I will tear it up hard core… for a good thirty seconds. When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls. So we finish at the same time.

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

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