Garrison Keillor

Quotes

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

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