George Wallace

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I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip flops for my feet. I said I wonder where were these made. Looked under the bottom. It said, "just around the corner."

I swear some days I think I owe my toilet an apology.

People don't let politicians kiss your babies. Those lips have been on lobbyist asses for years now.

As the fly said while landing on the mirrored coffee table. Well... That's another way of looking at it.

Like this girl said, after she caught me using her tooth brush. I said Why are you complaining? 30 mins ago you were licking my ass.

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