George Wallace

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I swear some days I think I owe my toilet an apology.

I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip flops for my feet. I said I wonder where were these made. Looked under the bottom. It said, "just around the corner."

People don't let politicians kiss your babies. Those lips have been on lobbyist asses for years now.

As the fly said while landing on the mirrored coffee table. Well... That's another way of looking at it.

My girlfriend likes to play doctor. So I always make her wait 90 minutes before I see her.

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