[When discussing a Florida woman denied a drivers license for refusing to remove her Burka and head covering] You know, I think they should give her the license, but then, it should only be good for flying carpets.
My house is on fire... marshmallows!
Yeah, I'll take lettuce... tomato... and- I'm sorry, did you just put your balls in my sandwich?
You’re a walking tumor. Actually, it’s a big deal when you spot a tumor.
Can’t have a favorite. Can’t let them know know if you do. I don’t. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.All quotes and jokes