Greg Giraldo

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[When discussing a Florida woman denied a drivers license for refusing to remove her Burka and head covering] You know, I think they should give her the license, but then, it should only be good for flying carpets.
My house is on fire... marshmallows!
You’re a walking tumor. Actually, it’s a big deal when you spot a tumor.
On Jeff Ross: “You’re fattening faster than you’re aging. You’re like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton”
Yeah, I'll take lettuce... tomato... and- I'm sorry, did you just put your balls in my sandwich?
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