Greg Proops

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Let me tell you about Australia. It’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you’re a gleam in your father’s eye.

No one is a natural – you have to work at being a natural.

Today’s topic: premenstrual syndrome, the bastards that inflict upon women, earthquakes and stuff that falls down!

Whoo! Heidi! Little goat girl, you are kicking the jam. You've got my lederhosen in a situation.

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

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