J. B. Smoove

Quotes

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

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