J. B. Smoove
I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.
I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
Women put guys through tests all the time.
I admire Russell Simmons. He is a successful dude that has done a little bit of everything. He keeps it moving, and he’s still doing things. Larry David is also amazing. He is honest and blunt. A creative genius.All quotes and jokes