J. B. Smoove

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I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

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