J. B. Smoove

Quotes

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.

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