J. B. Smoove

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I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.
I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing.
If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn’t have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn’t have passed away, I wouldn’t have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would’ve never auditioned for Curb.
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