J. B. Smoove

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I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

'The ruckus' is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

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