While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.
Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
Predictions are preposterous.All quotes and jokes