While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
Predictions are preposterous.All quotes and jokes