Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.
It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!'