Jay Mohr

Quotes

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

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