Jay Mohr


I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

No, even when you're making fun of people in this business, they want to take credit for it. That's how big the egos are.

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