Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you list your parole officer as a reference.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if there are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

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