Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they'll spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

You might be a redneck if your secret family recipe is illegal.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right'

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