Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they'll spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

You might be a redneck if... your home has more miles on it than your car.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

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