Jeff Foxworthy

Quotes

You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they'll spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

You might be a redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

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