Jeff Foxworthy

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You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they'll spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

I've said before that working with Larry is kind of like watching the Jerry Springer Show. After about five minutes, you will feel better about your own family.

You might be a redneck if your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.

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