Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.
Stand-up is hard.
The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.
I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings.All quotes and jokes