Jerry Seinfeld

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Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.

Stand-up is hard.

I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

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