Jim Breuer

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Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there.

I went out there, and she was playing some theater.

This town has lost a lot of business. I've had a lot of people tell me they`re tired of driving to Bonner Springs.

My kids started looking me up online. I'd see these routines where they weren't filthy, but I was cursing. And I realized, 'Aw, man, I can't let my kids watch this. That's stupid. Why am I cursing so much? Who am I trying to appeal to?'

I never would have thought being high in a zoo would lead to that.

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