Jim Breuer

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I went out there, and she was playing some theater.

This town has lost a lot of business. I've had a lot of people tell me they`re tired of driving to Bonner Springs.

The band starts playing, and everyone just starts running around and pouncing each other to show how much they like the band. What happened to clapping, man?

My kids started looking me up online. I'd see these routines where they weren't filthy, but I was cursing. And I realized, 'Aw, man, I can't let my kids watch this. That's stupid. Why am I cursing so much? Who am I trying to appeal to?'

I never would have thought being high in a zoo would lead to that.

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