Jim Jefferies

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Here’s the thing about people who believe in God: they’re fucking stupid.

A dry vagina is an impotent vagina… you’re not a complete woman and you should be ashamed of yourself!

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

I don’t care if you’re a brother, a sister a mother or a father: you’re nothing unless you’ve washed your disabled brother’s cock before taking him to a prostitute!

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

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