Jim Jefferies

Quotes

Here’s the thing about people who believe in God: they’re fucking stupid.

I don’t care if you’re a brother, a sister a mother or a father: you’re nothing unless you’ve washed your disabled brother’s cock before taking him to a prostitute!

A dry vagina is an impotent vagina… you’re not a complete woman and you should be ashamed of yourself!

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

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