Jim Jefferies

Quotes

A dry vagina is an impotent vagina… you’re not a complete woman and you should be ashamed of yourself!

Here’s the thing about people who believe in God: they’re fucking stupid.

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

I don’t care if you’re a brother, a sister a mother or a father: you’re nothing unless you’ve washed your disabled brother’s cock before taking him to a prostitute!

The Bible’s too wordy. The 10 Commandments are a load of shit. You don’t need all these things. The Bible should be one sheet of paper, and on that sheet of paper it should say: ‘Try not to be a cunt.’

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