Joey Adams

Quotes

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board.

Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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