Joey Bishop

Quotes

You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.

The kick of comedy is to think quickly. It's a great kick.

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

I once called my mother during a hurricane. She got on the phone and said, "I can't talk to you, Joey, the lines are down."

Last week I gave Dean Martin a cigarette lighter. He finished it in one gulp.

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