Louis C. K.

Quotes

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

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