Louis C. K.

Quotes

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

Oh, I love stand-up.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

All quotes and jokes