Louis C. K.
It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
Oh, I love stand-up.
The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.All quotes and jokes