Louis C. K.
The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
Oh, I love stand-up.
The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.All quotes and jokes