Louis C. K.

Quotes

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

Oh, I love stand-up.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

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