Louis C. K.

Quotes

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

Oh, I love stand-up.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

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