Louis C. K.


The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

Oh, I love stand-up.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

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