Mark Watson

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(On his long-term goals.) I want to have more courage, conquer my fear of lightning and, by my 40th birthday, be drinking 50% less of my current alcohol consumption. I also want to meet Barack Obama, or take significant steps to getting into Outer Space.

It’s hard to believe that if there is a God, he would want people to stand in the street and shout like maniacs. I think He would choose better qualified people.

I saw a poster for Mission Impossible III the other day. I thought: It’s not impossible if he’s already done it twice.

I had sex in a bottle bank once because I care about the planet.

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.

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