Paula Poundstone

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I was born in Alabama but I had only lived there a month before I had done everything that there is to do. Even as an infant I was bored and crawled to the state line.

I have no money. I don’t even have a savings account cause I don’t know my mother’s maiden name and apparently that’s the key to whole thing.

I would imagine the wages of sin are death. But by the time they take taxes out it’s just kind of a tired feeling.

There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.

I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.

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