Ricky Gervais

Quotes

Why by a book when you can join a library.

They have bits sliced off and tied up and sucked out. I want to say to them, ‘You lazy f—ing fat pig. Just go for a run and stop eating burgers. You might fucking die’.

I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third.

People see me in the suit and they know I'm not fooling anyone, they know I'm rock and roll through and through.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

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