Ricky Gervais

Quotes

Why by a book when you can join a library.

They have bits sliced off and tied up and sucked out. I want to say to them, ‘You lazy f—ing fat pig. Just go for a run and stop eating burgers. You might fucking die’.

I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third.

People see me in the suit and they know I'm not fooling anyone, they know I'm rock and roll through and through.

I know I’m a little bit overweight myself. The other night someone shouted, “No shit!” I thought, “It could be that.”

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