Rowan Atkinson

Quotes

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.

Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with.

[To a whore] Blackadder: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

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