Russell Brand

Quotes

People don’t realize that the future is just now, but later.

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

I don't like little chip and pin machines. I don't like that they tell you what to do. 'Hand me back to the merchant!' like a bossy toddler.

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

Surfing is both an ideological and semantic sin against nature.

All quotes and jokes