Sommore

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My only problem with white men is y’all don’t know how to break up with a bitch. Shit! I watch the crime channel…. I’m gonna tell you the difference in black women and white women. See, black women, we don’t allow our men to come home with duct tape if shit ain’t broke.

You can tell when you’ve gained too much weight when you move and you smell it. You be like, “Oh shit, is somebody eating tacos in this motherfucka?”

This country promised 40 acres and a mule to each slave. And they did not fulfill their promise… That feels like a motherfucka owe you money and you see them with new shit on every motherfucking day.

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