Steve Harvey

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If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.

Don't hate the player; change the game.

Men respect standards - get some!

You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

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